hallowed be your Windows ...
Father Microsoft
Father Microsoft, you are on the hard drive
hallowed be your Windows
Your update is coming
Your bugfix is done
as in Windows so also in Office
Give us today our daily bing
and forgive us our pirated copy
just like we give our telecom
And don't lead us to Apple
but deliver us from OSX
Because yours is DOS and Windows and Bing
for eternity
ENTER
Jens has been running the blog since 2012. He acts as Sir Apfelot for his readers and helps them with technical problems. In his spare time he rides electric unicycles, takes photos (preferably with the iPhone, of course), climbs around in the Hessian mountains or hikes with the family. His articles deal with Apple products, news from the world of drones or solutions to current bugs.